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oldskydog
05-12-2007, 01:11 AM
Animals instinctively know.

dq409
05-12-2007, 01:40 PM
When the operator answers, the lady yells, "Help, send the police
to my house right away! There's a damn Democrat on my front
porch and he's playing with himself."

"What?" the operator exclaimed.

"I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with
himself and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid!
Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated.

The operator asked, "Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?"

The old lady screams, "Because, you damn fool, if he was a Republican,
he'd be screwing somebody!

dq409
05-12-2007, 03:01 PM
Plato around 300 BC
.......in the corse of time, the democracies become too free. Free in politics,
free in economics, free in morals, free in literature and art, until even the little puppy dogs in our homes rise up on their hind legs and demand their rights.
Till dissorder grows to such an extent that society will abandon all of its liberties to anyone who can restor order.
And then comes the forth form of government, tyranny or dictatorship and the monarchy can be restored and the process begins again.

Sound familiar?

Ronnie Russell
05-12-2007, 04:09 PM
dq, Very interesting. Thanks for posting that.

dq409
05-12-2007, 09:31 PM
You might like this also,,,,

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being govened by your inferiors.
Plato