Bungy
05-26-2007, 04:14 PM
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Republican: $20.00
Baked Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price
difference for the Democrat ?"
The cook replied "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of
crap it takes all morning to get them clean enough to cook."
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Republican: $20.00
Baked Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price
difference for the Democrat ?"
The cook replied "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of
crap it takes all morning to get them clean enough to cook."