Phil Reed
05-29-2007, 09:30 PM
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TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL
(You gotta love this one!)
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 95 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge 95 cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -- Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 44 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 27L."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L -- Allah is Great !!"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "
Dallas ATC: "Saudi Air 95?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS ! !! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!!
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?
TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL
(You gotta love this one!)
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 95 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge 95 cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -- Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 44 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 27L."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L -- Allah is Great !!"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "
Dallas ATC: "Saudi Air 95?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS ! !! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!!
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?