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dq409
06-03-2007, 02:17 PM
Tried and Trusted
A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours."
The banker said, "Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him."

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Thoughts On Marriage
"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
- Socrates

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"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
- Sacha Guitry

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"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."
- Hemant Joshi

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"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."
- Dumas

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"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?'"
- Sigmund Freud

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"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me!"
- Anonymous

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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
- James Holt McGavran

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"Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of Divorce."
- Rudy G.

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"Marriage is a sacred covenant between a man and a woman and a woman and a woman..."
- Mitt R.

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"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career."
-Gloria Steinem

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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little cand lelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henry Youngman

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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
- Patrick Murray