Phil Reed
06-05-2007, 02:56 PM
>"Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic
>athlete. But she was not athletic enough. She said she wanted to be an
>astronaut, but at the time they didn't take women. She said she wanted
>to go into medicine, but hospitals made her woozy. Should she be
>telling people this story? I mean she's basically saying she wants to
>be president because she can't do anything else." --Jay Leno
>
>"Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton will be running for president
>in 2008. You know why I think she's running? I think she finally wants
>to see what it's like to sleep in the president's bed." --Jay Leno
>
>"Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen. Hillary Clinton running
>for president. Apparently, some Democrats don't like the idea, while
>others hate it." --Conan O'Brien
>
>"In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President
>Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same
>reason she couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk." --Jay Leno
"Former President Bill Clinton said that if his wife, Hillary, is
elected president, he will do whatever she wants. You know Bill Clinton
-- when he makes a vow to Hillary, you can take that to the bank."
--Jay Leno
"Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign?
Know what sign? 'For Sale." -Jay Leno
"A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on
eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it, but
still, that's not very much. Today, Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, at
least I got some furniture and a Senate seat for mine. " -Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton said today that she wants legislation to allow all
ex-felons to vote. See, this way all the Clinton's former business
partners can vote for her in 2008." --Jay Leno
Jim.............don't shoot the messenger!!!!
>athlete. But she was not athletic enough. She said she wanted to be an
>astronaut, but at the time they didn't take women. She said she wanted
>to go into medicine, but hospitals made her woozy. Should she be
>telling people this story? I mean she's basically saying she wants to
>be president because she can't do anything else." --Jay Leno
>
>"Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton will be running for president
>in 2008. You know why I think she's running? I think she finally wants
>to see what it's like to sleep in the president's bed." --Jay Leno
>
>"Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen. Hillary Clinton running
>for president. Apparently, some Democrats don't like the idea, while
>others hate it." --Conan O'Brien
>
>"In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President
>Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same
>reason she couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk." --Jay Leno
"Former President Bill Clinton said that if his wife, Hillary, is
elected president, he will do whatever she wants. You know Bill Clinton
-- when he makes a vow to Hillary, you can take that to the bank."
--Jay Leno
"Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign?
Know what sign? 'For Sale." -Jay Leno
"A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on
eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it, but
still, that's not very much. Today, Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, at
least I got some furniture and a Senate seat for mine. " -Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton said today that she wants legislation to allow all
ex-felons to vote. See, this way all the Clinton's former business
partners can vote for her in 2008." --Jay Leno
Jim.............don't shoot the messenger!!!!