oldskydog
06-07-2007, 05:21 PM
We're Off to See the Wizard
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado
and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
" What brings you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."
"No Problem!” said the Wizard. “Who's next?"
Richard Nixon stepped forward,
" Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done!” says the Wizard.
“Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped Bush and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem!” said the Wizard.
“Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"Well, what do you want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
:rofl :rofl
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado
and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
" What brings you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."
"No Problem!” said the Wizard. “Who's next?"
Richard Nixon stepped forward,
" Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done!” says the Wizard.
“Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped Bush and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem!” said the Wizard.
“Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"Well, what do you want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
:rofl :rofl