dq409
06-19-2007, 03:02 PM
Flat Tire
Blonde's car gets a flat tire on the interstate one day. So she
eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear
of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude
odies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.
The officer, clearly enraged, approached the Blonde of the disabled
vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer", says the Blonde, calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here
by the road?", asks the officer.
"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
Blonde's car gets a flat tire on the interstate one day. So she
eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear
of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude
odies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.
The officer, clearly enraged, approached the Blonde of the disabled
vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer", says the Blonde, calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here
by the road?", asks the officer.
"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"