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oldskydog
11-05-2007, 11:35 PM
:deal


To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't.


As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would
have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However,
we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &beer (or tequila, rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as
a public service
:cheers :D

models916
11-06-2007, 08:52 AM
I have lots of freedom these days.