Irish Viagra

[oldskydog]

> For all you coffee lovers.
>
> An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in
> reviving her husband's libido.
>
> "What about trying Viagra?", asked the doctor.
>
> "Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".
> "Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an "IrishViagra".
> It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't
> even taste it.
> Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went".
>
> It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly
> inquired as to the progress.
>
> The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid!
> Just terrible,doctor!"
>
> "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
>
> "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, and the effect was
>
> almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with
>
> his pants a-bulging fiercely!
>
> With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth
> flying, ripped me clothes to tatters, and took me then and there, took me
> passionately on the tabletop!
>
> It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
>
> "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband
> provided wasn't good"?
>
> "Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin'
> here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again."
>
>:eek: :rofl