Time For Another Blonde Joke

[oldskydog]

I'm sure this has been around before but it still brings a chuckle. I have a real appreciation for these since I'm married to one.:p

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 P.M. He sat
down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the T.V. The 10:00 P.M.
news was coming on.

The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large
building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'

Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'

The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!' Just as the
blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge
did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob,
saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'

Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5:00
P.M. news and so I knew he would jump.'

The blonde replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'

Bob took the money.

:doh:rofl

[bobs409]

She's a keeper. :rofl

[oldskydog]

A BLOND REPLACES HER WINDOWS



Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
double -pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had
been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Helllooooo? It's been a year I told him.
There was only silence at the
other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.

He never called back.

Guess I won that stupid argument.

I bet he felt like an idiot.

:doh
:rofl