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oldskydog
05-23-2008, 02:51 PM
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, 'Just some friends from work, you don't know them.'
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks,
Phil
:D

Phil Reed
05-23-2008, 03:11 PM
Cecil....................this was sent to you in confidence in a PM. It really wasn't for everyone to see. I pride myself in being able to fix my vehicles so I knew how to fix the oil leak. Now you've given everyone the impression.................that I'm not a very good mechanic!!!!:doh:doh:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

oldskydog
05-24-2008, 12:13 AM
Cecil....................this was sent to you in confidence in a PM. It really wasn't for everyone to see. I pride myself in being able to fix my vehicles so I knew how to fix the oil leak. Now you've given everyone the impression.................that I'm not a very good mechanic!!!!:doh:doh:rofl:

Sorry Phil, but since I'm not a Harley guy I thought I would put it out to the forum since I know there are lots of real Harley guys here. By adding the "Dear Abby" I was trying to maintain your confidence but I guess you blew that.:p:D
:rofl

PS
Hows that for a comeback?.:brow

dq409
05-24-2008, 01:02 PM
Now we know the REST of the story !!!!:doh:rofl