Sven and Olaf

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Sven and Olaf worked together in a Minnesota factory....and both were laid
off. So...dey went to the Unemployment Office together.


Asked his occupation, Olaf said, "Panty stitcher. I sew da elastic onto da
ladies cotton panties."

The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor,

she gave Olaf $300 a week in unemployment compensation.

Sven, when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel fitter."

The clerk looked up diesel fitter..and it was classified as a skilled job.
So, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week in unemployment compensation.

When Olaf found this out, he was furious! He stormed back into the office
to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his benefits.

The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled labor and diesel fitters

are skilled labor."

"Vat skill?" yelled Olaf. "I sew da elastic on da panties. Olaf puts dem over

his head and says, "Yah...... DIESEL FITTER."

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Two guys were arrested in Colorado, the other day, robbing a convenient store. They both had panties on their faces.:rofl I wonder if these guys were Sven and Olaf? :doh Skip:)