Phil Reed
07-04-2008, 01:11 AM
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit
shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and
finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I
suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home
early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him
all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was a woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the house
looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, I ran down
into the basement and searched. Then I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up
until I had looked everywhere and finally I became so
exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and
died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the
freezer. We'd both still be alive.
:bang:bang:rofl:rofl
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit
shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and
finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I
suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home
early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him
all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was a woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the house
looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, I ran down
into the basement and searched. Then I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up
until I had looked everywhere and finally I became so
exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and
died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the
freezer. We'd both still be alive.
:bang:bang:rofl:rofl