dq409
01-11-2004, 02:17 PM
Techno Dear Abby
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower
and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5. And then installed undesirable
programs such as: NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, NBA 3.6 and NHRA 13.20.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, it simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can
I do?
Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband
1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command:
C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically
install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0
should
then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
Default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a
supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7 and Chevy 4.09.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
The Differance between a Cowgirl and a Coward is the Cowgirl is not afraid to GO FOR IT....
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower
and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5. And then installed undesirable
programs such as: NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, NBA 3.6 and NHRA 13.20.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, it simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can
I do?
Signed, Desperate
**************************************************
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband
1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command:
C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically
install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0
should
then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
Default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a
supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7 and Chevy 4.09.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
The Differance between a Cowgirl and a Coward is the Cowgirl is not afraid to GO FOR IT....