JIMS409
01-24-2004, 07:14 PM
WAL-MART GREETERS
Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench at the entry way when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 73 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. "How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."
"Really, like a new-born baby?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth and I think I just wet my pants."
Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench at the entry way when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 73 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. "How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."
"Really, like a new-born baby?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth and I think I just wet my pants."