Loafer409
01-29-2004, 11:53 AM
George Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word
was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear
it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who
had Clinton in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary
will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, Laura doesn't know what the inside of a
whorehouse smells like."
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word
was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear
it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who
had Clinton in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary
will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, Laura doesn't know what the inside of a
whorehouse smells like."