dq409
03-30-2006, 09:59 PM
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. Turned
on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered their pet
parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab
company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the
front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard
scoots back the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because
she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the
husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with the man
in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the
house will be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that
her husband will be out soon "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to
my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I
took
so long," he says, as they drive away "Stupid ***** was hiding under the
bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried
to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a
blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat
*** downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cabdriver hit a parked car...:rofl :rofl
on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered their pet
parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab
company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the
front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard
scoots back the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because
she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the
husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with the man
in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the
house will be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that
her husband will be out soon "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to
my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I
took
so long," he says, as they drive away "Stupid ***** was hiding under the
bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried
to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a
blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat
*** downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cabdriver hit a parked car...:rofl :rofl