JimKwiatkowski
04-06-2006, 09:41 AM
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they
could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more children.
>
> The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly
alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then
hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
>
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the
shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
ear
is going to help me."
>
> "Trust me," said the doctor
>
> So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He
> held the can up to his ear and began to count!
>
> "1"
>
> "2"
>
> "3"
>
> "4"
>
> "5"
>
> ( you'll love this...)
>
> At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
> resumed counting on his other hand.
>
> This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas,
Mississippi,
Missouri, West Virginia and Washington DC.
>
could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more children.
>
> The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly
alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then
hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
>
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the
shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
ear
is going to help me."
>
> "Trust me," said the doctor
>
> So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He
> held the can up to his ear and began to count!
>
> "1"
>
> "2"
>
> "3"
>
> "4"
>
> "5"
>
> ( you'll love this...)
>
> At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
> resumed counting on his other hand.
>
> This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas,
Mississippi,
Missouri, West Virginia and Washington DC.
>