JimKwiatkowski
04-14-2006, 01:27 PM
A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde waving at him,
>>and as they get closer, she says hello.
>>
>>He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so
>>he says, "Do you know me?"
>>
>>To which she replies "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
>>
>>Now he thinks back to the only time he has been unfaithful to his wife and
>>says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on
>>the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my
>>butt with a wet celery stick!"
>>
>>After a moment, she said, "No, I am your son's math teacher."
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>>and as they get closer, she says hello.
>>
>>He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so
>>he says, "Do you know me?"
>>
>>To which she replies "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
>>
>>Now he thinks back to the only time he has been unfaithful to his wife and
>>says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on
>>the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my
>>butt with a wet celery stick!"
>>
>>After a moment, she said, "No, I am your son's math teacher."
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