Everything has a gender

[JimKwiatkowski]

> You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.
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> Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything
> in, but you can see right through them.
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> Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it
> takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective
> reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
> but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
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> A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often
> over-inflated.
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> A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go
> anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
> course, there's the hot air part.
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> Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
> squeezable and retain water.
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> A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting
> hit on.
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> A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old
> lines to pick people up.
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> An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the
> weight shifts to the bottom.
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> A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much
> over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have
> around.
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> A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd
> be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a
> man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
> doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
> keeps trying!