dq409
04-21-2006, 08:21 PM
A pompous minister was seated next to Bubba the redneck on a flight
across the country.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
Bubba asked for a gin and tonic, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores
than let liquor touch these lips."
Bubba then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said,
"Sh**, me too. I didn't know we had a choice.":D
across the country.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
Bubba asked for a gin and tonic, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores
than let liquor touch these lips."
Bubba then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said,
"Sh**, me too. I didn't know we had a choice.":D