bignbad60
05-01-2006, 02:28 PM
> >The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle,
> >Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At
> >the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. "Since you've
> >been such a good man and your motorcycles have
> >changed the world, your reward is, you can hang
> >out with anyone you want to in heaven."
> >
> >Arthur thought about it for a minute and then
> >said, "I want to hang out with God."
> >St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
> >introduced him to God.
> >God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so
> >you were the one who
> > invented the
> >Harley-Davidson motorcycle?"
> >Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."
> >God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in
> >inventing something that's pretty unstable,
> >makes noise and pollution and can't run without
> >a road?"
> >Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally
> >spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"
> >
> >God said, "Ah, yes."
> >"Well," said Arthur, "professional to
> >professional, you have some major design flaws
> >in your invention:
> >
> >1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
> > protrusion
> >
> >2. It chatters constantly at high speed
> >
> >3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too muchs
> >
> >4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
> >
> >5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!
> >
> >"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,"
> >replied God, "hold on."
> >
> >God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed
> >in a few words and waited for the results. The
> >computer printed out a slip of paper and God
> >read
> > it.
> >
> >"Well, it may be true that my invention is
> >flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to
> >these numbers, more men are riding my invention
> >than yours.".
> >Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At
> >the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. "Since you've
> >been such a good man and your motorcycles have
> >changed the world, your reward is, you can hang
> >out with anyone you want to in heaven."
> >
> >Arthur thought about it for a minute and then
> >said, "I want to hang out with God."
> >St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
> >introduced him to God.
> >God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so
> >you were the one who
> > invented the
> >Harley-Davidson motorcycle?"
> >Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."
> >God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in
> >inventing something that's pretty unstable,
> >makes noise and pollution and can't run without
> >a road?"
> >Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally
> >spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"
> >
> >God said, "Ah, yes."
> >"Well," said Arthur, "professional to
> >professional, you have some major design flaws
> >in your invention:
> >
> >1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
> > protrusion
> >
> >2. It chatters constantly at high speed
> >
> >3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too muchs
> >
> >4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
> >
> >5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!
> >
> >"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,"
> >replied God, "hold on."
> >
> >God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed
> >in a few words and waited for the results. The
> >computer printed out a slip of paper and God
> >read
> > it.
> >
> >"Well, it may be true that my invention is
> >flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to
> >these numbers, more men are riding my invention
> >than yours.".