dq409
05-03-2006, 05:28 PM
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that,
after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes
a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection The pharmacist helps
the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the
boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack, because he thinks he will be very
busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where
the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and
bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with
his head
down.
Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20
minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to
her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy turns and
whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.":rofl
her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that,
after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes
a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection The pharmacist helps
the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the
boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack, because he thinks he will be very
busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where
the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and
bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with
his head
down.
Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20
minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to
her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy turns and
whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.":rofl