SS425HP
05-04-2006, 01:10 PM
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound
on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on
runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. -Allah is Great !!"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING
IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS
PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah
'hey' for us -- ya hear?."
Moral: (DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS ! )
on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on
runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. -Allah is Great !!"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING
IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS
PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah
'hey' for us -- ya hear?."
Moral: (DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS ! )