dq409
05-04-2006, 09:04 PM
Subject: Too Funny
INTERNATIONAL COOPERATION
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US Naval ship and the Canadians, off the coast of Newfoundland, in October 1995.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.
Canadians: Negative. I say again, you will have to divert your course.
Americans: This is the aircraft carrier US Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north, say again, that's 15 degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.:rofl :rofl OPPS!!!
INTERNATIONAL COOPERATION
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US Naval ship and the Canadians, off the coast of Newfoundland, in October 1995.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.
Canadians: Negative. I say again, you will have to divert your course.
Americans: This is the aircraft carrier US Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north, say again, that's 15 degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.:rofl :rofl OPPS!!!