dunhamfield
05-05-2006, 10:24 PM
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the
front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her
to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said,
"How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and
ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the
house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize
that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She
should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had
paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his
pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch,
it's a Ferrari."
handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the
front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her
to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said,
"How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and
ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the
house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize
that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She
should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had
paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his
pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch,
it's a Ferrari."