JimKwiatkowski
06-23-2006, 11:50 AM
How to save the airlines..........
> >
> > Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first
>place.
> >
> > Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking
>strippers!
> > What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking.
> > They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
> > The
> > strippers would at least triple the
> > alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
> >
> > And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying
>
> > again, hoping to see naked women.
> >
> > Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a
>salary,
> > thus saving even more money Hell, I suspect tips would be so good
>that
> > we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of
>
> > the tips, including lap dances and "special services."
> >
> > Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing
>naked
> > women.
> > Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry
>
> > would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if
>
> > we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into
>an asset.
> >
> > Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
> > everything myself?
> >
> > Sincerely,
> >
> > Bill Clinton
> >
> >
> > Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first
>place.
> >
> > Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking
>strippers!
> > What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking.
> > They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
> > The
> > strippers would at least triple the
> > alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
> >
> > And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying
>
> > again, hoping to see naked women.
> >
> > Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a
>salary,
> > thus saving even more money Hell, I suspect tips would be so good
>that
> > we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of
>
> > the tips, including lap dances and "special services."
> >
> > Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing
>naked
> > women.
> > Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry
>
> > would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if
>
> > we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into
>an asset.
> >
> > Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
> > everything myself?
> >
> > Sincerely,
> >
> > Bill Clinton
> >