dq409
07-30-2006, 02:44 PM
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw, propped up
prominently on the pillow, an envelope that was addressed to "Dad."
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
read the letter:
"Dear Dad"
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice. But I knew
you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight
motorcycle clothes, and the fact that she is much older than I. But it's
not only the passion, Dad...she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very
happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the
whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has
opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll
be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live
nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime, we will pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't
worry, Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure
that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son John
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to
come home.
You think I`m sick,,,,,, you outta see the member that sends these to me !!!:rofl
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw, propped up
prominently on the pillow, an envelope that was addressed to "Dad."
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
read the letter:
"Dear Dad"
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice. But I knew
you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight
motorcycle clothes, and the fact that she is much older than I. But it's
not only the passion, Dad...she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very
happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the
whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has
opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll
be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live
nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime, we will pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't
worry, Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure
that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son John
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to
come home.
You think I`m sick,,,,,, you outta see the member that sends these to me !!!:rofl