dq409
08-02-2006, 08:41 PM
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Ask their parent's to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back, and one by one began to tell their stories.
"Tony, do you have a story to share?"
Yes Um. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Caroline. She was a pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bailout over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.
She shot fifteen of them with the gun until it ran out of bullets. Killed four more with the knife, until the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.
"Good heavens! said the horrified teacher" What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrific story.
"Stay the F*** away from Aunt Caroline when she's drinking.":rofl :rofl
The next day the kids came back, and one by one began to tell their stories.
"Tony, do you have a story to share?"
Yes Um. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Caroline. She was a pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bailout over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.
She shot fifteen of them with the gun until it ran out of bullets. Killed four more with the knife, until the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.
"Good heavens! said the horrified teacher" What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrific story.
"Stay the F*** away from Aunt Caroline when she's drinking.":rofl :rofl