The Widow

[oldskydog]

Three Rednecks were working on a tall TV tower: Catfish, Hoss and Bubba.
Catfish fell off and was killed instantly.

As the ambulance took the body away, Hoss says, "Someone should go and
tell his wife."

Bubba says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Hoss says, "Where did you get that, Bubba?"

"Catfish's wife gave it to me," Bubba replies.

"That's unbelievable. You told the lady her husband was dead and she
gave you beer?"

Well, not exactly", Bubba says. "When she answered the door, I said to
her, You must be Catfish's widow'."

She said, "No, I'm not a widow."

And I said, "Wanna bet a case of beer?"