a riddle

[hrlykngt]

It is more or less in the
RANGE
OF
8
INCHES
LONG,
THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS
ENJOYED
BY
MEMBERS
OF
BOTH
SEXES.



IT IS
USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY
FOR
INSTANT
ACTION.



IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF
LITTLE
HAIRY
THINGS
AT
ONE
END
AND A
SMALL
HOLE AT THE OTHER.
IN USE,
IT IS INSERTED,
ALMOST ALWAYS
WILLINGLY,
SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES QUICKLY,
INTO
A
WARM, FLESHY,
MOIST OPENING,
WHERE IT IS
THRUST
IN
AND
DRAWN
OUT
AGAIN AND AGAIN,
MANY TIMES IN
SUCCESSION,
OFTEN
QUICKLY
AND
ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.


ANYONE
FOUND
LISTENING IN WILL
MOST SURELY
RECOGNIZE
THE
RHYTHMIC,
PULSING SOUND
RESULTING FROM THE
WELL LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS.


WHEN
FINALLY WITHDRAWN,
IT LEAVES
BEHIND
A
JUICY,
FROTHY,
WHITE,
STICKY SUBSTANCE,
SOME OF WHICH WILL
NEED
CLEANING
FROM THE OUTER
SURFACES OF THE OPENING
AND
SOME
FROM
ITS
LONG
GLISTENING
SHAFT.
AFTER EVERYTHING IS
DONE
AND THE
FLOWING

AND
CLEANSING
LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
EMANATING,
IT
IS
RETURNED
TO
ITS
FREELY
HANGING STATE OF REST,
READY
YET
FOR
ANOTHER
BIT
OF
ACTION,
HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
BRISTLING
CLIMAX
TWICE
OR
THREE
TIMES A
DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.


WHAT AM I???????


AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
GUESSED
THE
ANSWER
TO
THE
RIDDLE,
IT IS
NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........
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TOOTHBRUSH.........


What were you thinking?
You PERVERT!