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SS425HP
10-06-2006, 03:43 PM
I bought a new Lincoln Town Car about two weeks ago.
I had to return to the dealer the week after I bought it because I couldn't figure out how
the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice
activated. He said, Watch This! The salesman said, Nelson! The radio
replied, Ricky or Willie? Willie, he continued and On the Road Again
came from the speakers. I drove away happy.
For the next few days, every time I'd say Beethoven I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said Beatles I'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car. I swerved in time to avoid them, and I yelled, ASSHOLES! The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by Rev Jesse Jackson on guitar, Al Sharpton on drums and Howard Stern on kazoo.
Damn! I love this car!

DaveFoster
10-06-2006, 08:40 PM
Funny, very funny. I heard a good one the other day; remember telling someone":why buy the cow when you get the milk for free" well someone wanted to know why the average over 40 woman today isn't interested in getting married, one over 40 woman said "why bring the whole pig home when all you need is a little sausage"