Lawyer story

[MileHiSS]

One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two

men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over

there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,

"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place............



The grass is almost a foot high."

[oldskydog]

I thought we weren't supposed to tell political jokes about Presidential canditates like John Edwards.:eek:
:rofl

[Dick MacKenzie]

:rofl :rofl

You're gonna get in trouble, Cecil!

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[oldskydog]

I know, DQ's loading up right now.

[dq409]

I know, DQ's loading up right now.


DANG TOOTIN` I am !!!!:takethat



Most of them lynin` cheating slimie somObu*tches are Republican !!

Why do you think they have elephants ???


So they have something to eat after the pachyderm eat the grass !!(from the back end):rofl

Besides,,, if it were Edwards they would have gotten subsidized housing, food stamps and free medical !!!:D

Man Cecil,,, you sure was wrong on that one !!!!!:doh :rofl :rofl

[tripower]

Okay, I can't resist.




>> One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.
>> After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber
>> replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
>> I'm doing community service this week." The florist is
>> pleased and leaves the shop.
>>
>> Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop
>> there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting
>> for him at his door.
>>
>> Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes
>> to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry,
>> I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community
>> service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the
>> shop.
>>
>> Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is
>> a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at
>> his door.
>>
>> Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he
>> goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm
>> sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
>> community service this week." The Republican is very
>> happy and leaves the shop.
>>
>> Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a
>> thank you card and a dozen different books such as
>> "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More
>> Successful."
>>
>> Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he
>> goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm
>> sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
>> community service this week." The Democrat is very
>> happy and leaves the shop.
>>
>> The next morning when the barber goes to open up,
>> there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a
>> free haircut.
>>
>> And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
>> difference between left and right...

[oldskydog]

DANG TOOTIN` I am !!!!:takethat



Most of them lynin` cheating slimie somObu*tches are Republican !!

You mean the homeless?

Why do you think they have elephants ???

To fertilize the lawn on Edwards MODEST estate.


So they have something to eat after the pachyderm eat the grass !!(from the back end):rofl

Besides,,, if it were Edwards they would have gotten subsidized housing, food stamps and free medical !!!:D

With your money, not his.:brow

Man Cecil,,, you sure was wrong on that one !!!!!:doh :rofl :rofl


Yeah, you got me. I give.:coffee:
:rofl

[dq409]

Yeah, you got me. I give.:coffee:
:rofl

CecilCecilCecil??

Your quote is different the mine??? Why is that ???:dunno :rofl