Colonoscopy

64ss409

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Being nervous and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, on a
recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San
Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and
accommodating.
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an
erection," the nurse told me.
"I haven't got an erection," I replied.
"No, but I have," replied the nurse.
Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco :doh :crazy
 

1961BelAir427

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Lonnie, I could say I'm glad that I'm not having one done in SF, but I could not say I'm glad I'm having one done in any place. :laugh
Just kidding with you. No matter how unpleasant, early detection is the best way to beat colon cancer (or any other kind) so those things are necessary evils I suppose. I had to have one in my early twenties. Wife reminds me that I've got to have one again in a few more years.
 

Clyde Waldo

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You're better off than me - I was told at my last one that I was soooo old that I probably wouldn't need another colonoscopy.

At least you're getting old. I think I done got old. :cry
 

blkblk63ss

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When i had mine done i was told to release the air being pumped in that help's to expand the intestine. There two good looking gal's on both end's of the table, i watched the whole procedure. I could not stand it any longer i had to release some pressure, so when i did the Doc said that's good keep it up that help's the test. So after that i really let her rip. I guess those gal's see that all the time and think nothing of it.:D:D
 
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