Here is a little test that will help you decide

[BSL409]

You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
And two small children.
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
Comes around the corner,
Locks eyes with you,
Screams obscenities,
Raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer:
· Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!· What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?· Does the man look poor or oppressed?· Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?· Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?· Could we run away?· What does my wife think?· What about the kids?· Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?· What does the law say about this situation?· Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?· Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?· Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?· Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?· If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?· Should I call 9-1-1?· Why is this street so deserted?· We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.· Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.· I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.· This is all so confusing!
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG!
Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

 

[bobs409]

 

[Fathead Racing]

Good one. The only rule in my house is, don't shoot the asshole on the carpet, tile is easier to clean. If you have the chance, Ask the asshole to kindly step into the shower or bathtub and put on this full face motorcycle helmet, that keeps the brains from spattering.

 

[tripower]

Now that is the kind of gun control I'm,in favor of...

 

[jdk971]

Good one. The only rule in my house is, don't shoot the asshole on the carpet, tile is easier to clean. If you have the chance, Ask the asshole to kindly step into the shower or bathtub and put on this full face motorcycle helmet, that keeps the brains from spattering.

when i worked cssu (csi on tv) i had an old gentleman eat a 12 gauge. he laid out on the concrete patio and stuck his head
to shoulders in a metal trash can. felt sorry for him. he was sick and laid out his will, note, wallet and watch on kitchen
table, like most older men do. jim

 

[409newby]

I live out west but I guess Iam a southerner

 

[tripower]

I live out west but I guess Iam a southerner

Amen Brother...