Phil

[Dick MacKenzie]

Phil,
I don't know why you're not answering your phone, but you stay on the forum so I'll tell you here. I found some more information on what you were asking me about. It's called Prutitus Anusitis, in other words, severe anal itching. It's caused from not wiping your butt properly, I recommend that you still keep that doctor's appointment that you set up. Just wash it and make sure you keep it really clean; also make sure that you wash your hands after you scratch, that way you don't get Pink Eye like you did last time. If kept really clean, then the odor should be more bearable, but just in case, I would keep some air freshener close by at all times. Hope this helps!
Have a great day!

Pick a victim and keep it going!!

 

[k9hotrodder409]

Phil,
I don't know why you're not answering your phone, but you stay on the forum so I'll tell you here. I found some more information on what you were asking me about. It's called Prutitus Anusitis, in other words, severe anal itching. It's caused from not wiping your butt properly, I recommend that you still keep that doctor's appointment that you set up. Just wash it and make sure you keep it really clean; also make sure that you wash your hands after you scratch, that way you don't get Pink Eye like you did last time. If kept really clean, then the odor should be more bearable, but just in case, I would keep some air freshener close by at all times. Hope this helps!
Have a great day!

Pick a victim and keep it going!!

Dick , I am so glad you found out what is ailing Phil I was starting to get worried about him. I knpw he is embarrassed to tell any one here on the Forum , Please let us know how he made out at the Doc's office. THANX A BUNCH !!!!

 

[409newby]

Maybe Phil needs one of those cat scratching posts to back up to

 

[IMBVSUR?]

Dick , I am so glad you found out what is ailing Phil I was starting to get worried about him. I knpw he is embarrassed to tell any one here on the Forum , Please let us know how he made out at the Doc's office. THANX A BUNCH !!!!

Putting aside Phil's rectal itching, and most likely secretions for a moment. Butch, it could be me, "butt" that Imogee ( ) in the place where you put it. Well buddy, ……. never mind, I am sure its just me

 

[bobs409]

Maybe Phil needs one of those cat scratching posts to back up to

It would keep him from scooting across the carpet again!

 

[Phil Reed]

Maybe Phil needs one of those cat scratching posts to back up to

NO BOB.....first thing I will do is rearrange my friends list!!!!!! Obviously DICKIEMAC will be eliminated and the $24,000 question is.....
again, obviously DICKIEMAC will be thrown OFF the list but.....do I add him back TO THE BOTTOM of the list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[1958 delivery]

Get well soon Phil

 

[63 dream'n]

Does that mean Dickiemac is back on your “shit list”..........

 

[Iowa 409 Guy]

Did the Hotsy break down causing the problem?

 

[IMBVSUR?]

NO BOB.....first thing I will do is rearrange my friends list!!!!!! Obviously DICKIEMAC will be eliminated and the $24,000 question is.....
again, obviously DICKIEMAC will be thrown OFF the list but.....do I add him back TO THE BOTTOM of the list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry Dick. As long as your on Phil's list, top or bottom, your still on the list. And that is a good thing. Now send him a tube of cream to make nicey with him.

 

[Phalen409]

 

[DonSSDD]

Clean up in aisle 6? Phil, I’d recommend you no longer discuss private health matters with Dick, might as well go on Dr. Phil.

 

[Barry Taylor]

Last night when I read this “poop” I laughed till I cried!! Almost soiled myself. Had to pause “Gunsmoke” so I could compose myself. Anyway the Cure!! You might want to do this outside. Rough up infected area with 80 grit wet or dry and squirt a liberal amount of 91% rubbing alcohol on it!! I’ll predict a 1.30 60ft.

 

[Don Jacks]

Last night when I read this “poop” I laughed till I cried!! Almost soiled myself. Had to pause “Gunsmoke” so I could compose myself. Anyway the Cure!! You might want to do this outside. Rough up infected area with 80 grit wet or dry and squirt a liberal amount of 91% rubbing alcohol on it!! I’ll predict a 1.30 60ft.

AT LEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bobs409]

Icy Hot would work well too!

 

[Jim Sullivan]

Maybe dry corn cobs would help?

 

[Phil Reed]

ALL YA!!!!!!!!!

 

[63 dream'n]

Dish pan hands too.........?????........

 

[Barry Taylor]

Hey guys, he’s telling us All were #1 on his list !!!!!!!! Bob my smileys don’t work.

 

[IMBVSUR?]

Dish pan hands too.........?????........

At least his nails are clean. In SF lots of this talk is foreplay