I had no idea where to put this.

Junky

Well Known Member
I could use most of those in a 2x please. ( just got back from the Doctor’s he thinks I should be a L, is there a tee shirt explaining that to the doctor?)

My doctor told me 2 weeks ago, that I was suffering from CHF (congestive heart failure), and needed to take medication for it. My cardiologist told me that I needed a more knowledgeable doctor. Last week I got a letter from him, saying that he is retiring. Just think about that, after all those years of practice, he still hadn't perfected his skills. I guess that he is retiring before he gives someone else a heart attach by telling them incorrect diagnosis's.
 

Iowa 409 Guy

Well Seasoned Member
Supporting Member 15

A gas station in Kentucky was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up".

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in
for a fill-up. Again, he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess
the correct number.

The redneck guessed 2 this time. Again, the proprietor said, "Sorry,
it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think
that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."

Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged ----- my wife won twice last week."
 

Iowa 409 Guy

Well Seasoned Member
Supporting Member 15
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.
I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied
 
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