There was this pastor who was assigned a new church in the mid-west. He called the congregation together one evening, and being new there, he wanted to asset their values, morals, righteousness, etc. So, he asked everyone, who was having sex daily, put up your hand. A few hands went up. He asked next, who was having sex once a week?? More hands went up. He asked who was having sex once a month?? Even more hands went up. He then asked who was having sex once a year. A man in the back put up his hand and was smiling from ear to ear. The pastor asked him if he understood the question?? The man said yes, he did. The pastor then inquired as to why he was smiling with only having sex once a year?? The guy continued smiling and said "because tonight is the night".
Just a little humor while I'm watching the Moonshiners. I really like that show, Carmine.
Just a little humor while I'm watching the Moonshiners. I really like that show, Carmine.
