Patrick, an elderly Irishmen, goes to the same Irish bar every St. Patricks Day. He celebrates the day by ordering 4 shots of Irish whiskey, all at once. He drinks them down and then leaves. Returns the following years doing the same thing. One particular year, the bartender is dying with curiosity and ask Patrick, why he doesn't order one shot at a time. Patrick explains that he has 3 brothers in Ireland and they all go to a bar on St. Patrick's Day and celebrate like he does. They have 4 shots of whiskey in recognition of each other. The bartender says, ok, I get it. The following year rolls around and on St. Patrick's Day, in comes Patrick as usual. This time he only orders 3 shots of whiskey, which is unusual. The bartender thinks the worse and that maybe a brother has passed on. So, he delicately asked him why only 3 shots this year. Patrick replies, because I quit drinking.
A little late for St. Patrick's Day, but still funny to me. Have to love the Irish.
A little late for St. Patrick's Day, but still funny to me. Have to love the Irish.