BAD DAY AT WORK
>
>
>
> If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you
> are in a coma! This is
> even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time
> you have a bad day at
> work...think of this guy...
>
>
>
> Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global
> Divers in Louisiana. He
> performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling
> rigs. Below is an E-mail he
> sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio
> station 103.2 on FM dial in
> Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job
> experience contest.
> Needless to say, she won.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Hi Sue,
>
>
>
> Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
> Last week I had a bad
> day at the office. I know you've been feeling down
> lately at work, so I
> thought I would share my dilemma with you to make
> you realize it's not so
> bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened
> to me, I first must bore
> you with a few technicalities of my job.
>
>
>
> As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the
> sea. I wear a suit to the
> office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water
> is quite cool. So what
> we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered
> industrial water
> heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the
> water out of the sea. It
> heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps
> it down to the diver
> through a garden hose, which is taped to the air
> hose. Now this sounds like
> a darn good plan, and I've used it several times
> with no complaints.
>
>
>
> What I do, when I get to the bottom and start
> working, is take the hose and
> stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my
> whole suit with warm
> water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
>
>
>
> Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my
> butt started to itch.
> So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things
> worse. Within a few
> seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose
> out from my back, but the
> damage was done. In agony I realized what had
> happened. The hot water
> machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into
> my suit. Now, since I
> don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish
> couldn't stick to it. However,
> the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.
>
>
>
> When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was
> actually grinding the
> jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the
> dive supervisor of my
> dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were
> unclear due to the fact
> that he and five other divers, were all laughing
> hysterically.
>
>
>
> Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed
> to make three
>
> agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling
> thirty-five minutes before I
> could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry
> decompression.
>
>
>
> When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing
> but my brass
>
> helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic,
> with tears of laughter
> running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and
> told me to rub it on my
> butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put
> the fire out, but I
> couldn't poop for two days because my butt was
> swollen shut.
>
>
>
> So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think
> about how much worse it
> would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
>
>
>
> Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my
> job, I love my job".
>
>
>
>
>
> If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you
> are in a coma! This is
> even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time
> you have a bad day at
> work...think of this guy...
>
>
>
> Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global
> Divers in Louisiana. He
> performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling
> rigs. Below is an E-mail he
> sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio
> station 103.2 on FM dial in
> Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job
> experience contest.
> Needless to say, she won.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Hi Sue,
>
>
>
> Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
> Last week I had a bad
> day at the office. I know you've been feeling down
> lately at work, so I
> thought I would share my dilemma with you to make
> you realize it's not so
> bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened
> to me, I first must bore
> you with a few technicalities of my job.
>
>
>
> As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the
> sea. I wear a suit to the
> office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water
> is quite cool. So what
> we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered
> industrial water
> heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the
> water out of the sea. It
> heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps
> it down to the diver
> through a garden hose, which is taped to the air
> hose. Now this sounds like
> a darn good plan, and I've used it several times
> with no complaints.
>
>
>
> What I do, when I get to the bottom and start
> working, is take the hose and
> stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my
> whole suit with warm
> water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
>
>
>
> Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my
> butt started to itch.
> So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things
> worse. Within a few
> seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose
> out from my back, but the
> damage was done. In agony I realized what had
> happened. The hot water
> machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into
> my suit. Now, since I
> don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish
> couldn't stick to it. However,
> the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.
>
>
>
> When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was
> actually grinding the
> jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the
> dive supervisor of my
> dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were
> unclear due to the fact
> that he and five other divers, were all laughing
> hysterically.
>
>
>
> Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed
> to make three
>
> agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling
> thirty-five minutes before I
> could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry
> decompression.
>
>
>
> When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing
> but my brass
>
> helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic,
> with tears of laughter
> running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and
> told me to rub it on my
> butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put
> the fire out, but I
> couldn't poop for two days because my butt was
> swollen shut.
>
>
>
> So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think
> about how much worse it
> would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
>
>
>
> Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my
> job, I love my job".
>
>