The wife came home early and found her husband in their bed making
love to a very attractive young woman. The wife said, "You are a disrespectful
pig! How dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your
children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!"
And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute, so at least I can
tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll
say to me!"
And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive
home and this young lady here asked me for a ride. She looked so down and out
and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I
noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She
told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I
brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last
night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on
weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she was so dirty, I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I
noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you
have had for a few years but don't wear because you say they are too
tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary
present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found
the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use
just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the
expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same
pair."
The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful
for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to
me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... do you have anything
else that your wife doesn't use?' "
love to a very attractive young woman. The wife said, "You are a disrespectful
pig! How dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your
children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!"
And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute, so at least I can
tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll
say to me!"
And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive
home and this young lady here asked me for a ride. She looked so down and out
and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I
noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She
told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I
brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last
night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on
weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she was so dirty, I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I
noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you
have had for a few years but don't wear because you say they are too
tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary
present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found
the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use
just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the
expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same
pair."
The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful
for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to
me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... do you have anything
else that your wife doesn't use?' "
