OldTruckNut
Well Known Member
One day there's these two guys sitting in the bar, just drinking and talking about how good they each were. Finally one guy says to the other, "I'll bet you I can go up to any woman you see in this bar, and get her to leave with me without even saying a word". Seeing that the guy was not that great looking, and surely didn't have alot of money to offer a woman, he said "you're on". Looking around the room he saw a newly married couple in the far corner, still in their wedding clothes. "Her" he says as he points to the new bride, "I want to see you leave with her". "Done!" says the man, "I'll be back to collect tomorrow". He gets up, walks over to the table, and walked out with the woman. The other guy just can't believe it, so he walked over to the table where the groom sat looking very confused. "Did that guy just leave with your wife?" he asked, "Yes" said the groom. "WHAT DID HE SAY TO HER?". "Nothing" replied the groom, "He just licked his eyebrows and out they went".