Aubrey's old high school!!!!

Phil Reed

Well Seasoned Member
Supporting Member 10
Lipstick

According to a news report, a certain private school
in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique
problem.

A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use
lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was
fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would
press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of
little lip prints.

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and
the next day, the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be
done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them
there with the maintenance man. She explained that all
these lip prints were causing a major problem for the
custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the
mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the
girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the
toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the
mirror.
 
Actually, Phil, you missed.... that would've been Port Coquitlam Senior Secondary ( suburb of Vancouver ).... Grade 11.... Ah yes.... Drama class.... the WOMEN ! But a certain girl ( initials TT )... A year older than I, straight A student, both parents teachers.... out-classed me 10 times over:p
She was the finest !
 

Phil Reed

Well Seasoned Member
Supporting Member 10
SO WHAT HAPPENED????

SOOOO...with credentials like that Aubrey..........how did she miss you??? Did you play "hard to get" too long? Oh I know, you spent too much time out in the garage puttin' the super tune on the 09 for the Senior Prom....and by the time you got done.....she had already moved away and gone to college!!!!!

What do you mean "she out-classed me 10 times"????? That's not the Aubrey we all know and love!!!!!!
 
Oh nooooooooo, Phil... she didn't miss ME.... I missed HER !
We finally got setup at her 17th birthday party... MAN, I don't know WHAT I was thinking for the previous 6 months :eek:

But, alas... My Dad got transfered ( RCMP ), and WE moved away:(

Me out-classed by her ?
Oh YES I was !
Sometimes you just know it:p
 
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