Two brunettes and two blondes were traveling down the highway in an open bed pickup. Brunettes in the front, blondes in the back in the open bed. They hit a slippery patch and dumped the truck into the river next to the road and it sunk to the bottom. The brunettes opened the doors and swam to the surface. Wondering what happened to their blonde friends, they treaded water for the longest time until finally the blondes surfaced. What happened they asked the blondes? "We couldn't get the damn tailgate open and almost drown."
