During an All Military Services briefing session, the briefer asked the following question:
“What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?”
The Navy pilot said, “I’d step on it.”
The Army pilot said, “I’d hit it with my boot.”
The Marine pilot said, “I’d catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it.” (editor: Of course a Marine would)
The Air Force pilot said, “I’d call room service and find out why there’s a tent in my room.”
“What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?”
The Navy pilot said, “I’d step on it.”
The Army pilot said, “I’d hit it with my boot.”
The Marine pilot said, “I’d catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it.” (editor: Of course a Marine would)
The Air Force pilot said, “I’d call room service and find out why there’s a tent in my room.”