Boston news
Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when one of them was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy picked up a board lying nearby, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.
A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the
incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering into his laptop, beginning with the headline: "Brave Young Celtics Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal."
"But I'm not a Celtics fan", the little hero interjected.
"Sorry," replied the reporter, "but since we're in Boston, I just assumed you were."
Hitting the delete key, the reporter began "John Kerry Supporter Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack."
"But I don't like Kerry either," the boy responds.
The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Celtics, Kerry or Kennedy. What team or person do you like?"
"I'm a Houston Rockets fan and I really like George W. Bush" the boy says.
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, "Arrogant Little Conservative Bast*rd Kills Beloved Family Pet."
Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when one of them was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy picked up a board lying nearby, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.
A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the
incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering into his laptop, beginning with the headline: "Brave Young Celtics Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal."
"But I'm not a Celtics fan", the little hero interjected.
"Sorry," replied the reporter, "but since we're in Boston, I just assumed you were."
Hitting the delete key, the reporter began "John Kerry Supporter Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack."
"But I don't like Kerry either," the boy responds.
The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Celtics, Kerry or Kennedy. What team or person do you like?"
"I'm a Houston Rockets fan and I really like George W. Bush" the boy says.
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, "Arrogant Little Conservative Bast*rd Kills Beloved Family Pet."