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[Junky]

Hang in there Kevin ......I know that doesn’t make it any easier.....And as far as James and big Dave goes ....even though I’m single now, I could flip a switch and go back to being happily married again in a second .....but that’s gone....Obviously I wasn’t the one who wanted out.......But I do know that I won’t give it away again....... I’ll be single to the end......I gave too much of myself away the first time .......and I’m not willing to give up anything anymore.....

When I was in college, my human relations professor, F Alexander Magoun, said... "don't worry about waiting for a trolly car or a woman, there will be another one along shortly". Based on his words, you can tell that he was old at the time, and a lot wiser than all the people sitting in front of him listening to him lecture. Life is short, too short not to enjoy it, and if that means enjoying it with someone else, or alone, that is a choice that only you can make. Just make sure that you choose wisely, because some mistakes can be very expensive when the time to exit comes. Junkman

 

[Clint]

because some mistakes can be very expensive when the time to exit comes. Junkman

That's a big no shitter right there!!!!

 

[bjburnout]

Purchasing or Leasing - which is better?

Many people cannot decide which is cheaper - purchasing or leasing..

We'd like to help you decide by illustrating two charming stories of
Foolish men and cunning women.


Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce was as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship
It ended up with him purchasing her @ $26,849 per time.

This is Heather...

Leasing

On the other hand,
New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker, Kristen,
Charged $4,000 per night.


This is Kristen...

So, had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000 per night,
He would have paid only $7.3 million in total for sex every night.
This represents a $41..7 million saving for Eliot.
What a shrewd man Eliot is, compared to the ageing Beatle.
Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;
* a (real) 22 year old
* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all technical requests
* no complaining
* no “Honey - please do this” lists
* has two legs
Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

What does Heather think about this Purchase v Lease conundrum?...

Where would you rather be?...

Leasing just makes more sense.

THE OLD ADAGE STILL HOLDS TRUE.....
IF IT FLYS, F#$KS, OR FLOATS.............RENT IT!

 

[wristpin]

I'd spend $26,849 for a night with Heather Mills. I'm writing the check as we speak

A good woman is everything.
Kevin there's one looking for a good man like you.

 

[409newby]

Be very careful many women want the financial security of marriage nothing more so if things go to shit they always seem to get more of your money than they deserve. Just be grateful when you find a good one

 

[benchseat4speed]

This forum f——n’ rules I appreciate the words guys. And the support.

 

[Clint]

I'd spend $26,849 for a night with Heather Mills. I'm writing the check as we speak

A good woman is everything.
Kevin there's one looking for a good man like you.

Hell I could right a check!!! I think that he actually paid that much.

 

[63 dream'n]

Purchasing or Leasing - which is better?

Many people cannot decide which is cheaper - purchasing or leasing..

We'd like to help you decide by illustrating two charming stories of
Foolish men and cunning women.


Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce was as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship
It ended up with him purchasing her @ $26,849 per time.

This is Heather...

Leasing

On the other hand,
New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker, Kristen,
Charged $4,000 per night.


This is Kristen...

So, had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000 per night,
He would have paid only $7.3 million in total for sex every night.
This represents a $41..7 million saving for Eliot.
What a shrewd man Eliot is, compared to the ageing Beatle.
Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;
* a (real) 22 year old
* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all technical requests
* no complaining
* no “Honey - please do this” lists
* has two legs
Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

What does Heather think about this Purchase v Lease conundrum?...

Where would you rather be?...

Leasing just makes more sense.

THE OLD ADAGE STILL HOLDS TRUE.....
IF IT FLYS, F#$KS, OR FLOATS.............RENT IT!

I love your argument....... you should be a litigator........I’ll use the friendly term...... I wouldn’t want to call anyone a lawyer .......!!!!

 

[Junky]

Personally, I never paid, nor would I ever. Free sometimes was good, and other times it was great, but it was always free. I always made it a point to never go out with a married woman, but a divorced one was OK. Now, what I used to do all night, now takes me all night to do. My old girlfriend once said to me, "I didn't mind the first time you could do it twice, but now it is twice you can't do it at all".

 

[Jeff Olson]

 

[bjburnout]

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Catherine Bach aka Daisy Duke, one of the hottest chicks back in the day........

 

[55Brodie]

Sadly, Father Time is a sumbitch who is not kind to anyone.

 

[64ss409]

You know you are getting old when you see a pretty young girl,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and wonder what her mother looks like.

 

[IMBVSUR?]

You know you are getting old when you see a pretty young girl,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and wonder what her mother looks like.

Only if I am looking for a 3 some

 

[59K9]

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Sadly, Father Time is a sumbitch who is not kind to anyone.

that's just wrong, like kirsti ally, they do blow up after 50

 

[IMBVSUR?]

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Sadly, Father Time is a sumbitch who is not kind to anyone.

Ideally, we would treat women like most things in life. Replace them every few years after they wear out or get old. The problem is, like our beloved cars, we get one and get attached to it. Next thing you know you got a 50 plus year old car and some young punk is telling how the new ones are so much better But your not giving up that car are you

 

[63 dream'n]

You know you are getting old when you see a pretty young girl,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and wonder what her mother looks like.

.....

My buddy told me that when we were 18 years old ........he said you wanna see what your girlfriends gonna look like........ check out her mother ........He had lots of words of wisdom ......like make sure she has small hands........ makes your dick look bigger .......Buh dum dum..........

 

[IMBVSUR?]

.....

My buddy told me that when we were 18 years old ........he said you wanna see what your girlfriends gonna look like........ check out her mother ........He had lots of words of wisdom ......like make sure she has small hands........ makes your dick look bigger .......Buh dum dum..........

When I met my wife in 1983 I looked at her mother for that exact reason. I thought I can live with that. Well, years later she looks somewhat like her mom, but not exactly, and I can live with that.

 

[MRHP]

Thankfully my wife looks nothing like her mother, and that is fantastic! I am a lucky man.

 

[bjburnout]