Clever Women

[oldskydog]

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So,
KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers keep reading.
The frog granted her wish and the man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife .Moral of the story : Women think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

 

[RCE1962]

Oldskydog

OK...........I was this close.... [ ] ......this close....[ :eek: ] to losing bladder control. no1:

P.S. After generously distributing this joke to the female persuassion around here, (including my wife) I was coerced into posting the following, retaliatory strike. (You know..a women's fury,,wrath,,scorn and all that jazz). Being coerced takes many forms..Sorry...there was a better offer on the table....!!

The flesh is weak.

.. actually...the bribe was pie. I can be a traitor, in the battle of the sexes, when there is pie...except for raisen. Then you deserve not to be recognized as having a credible opinon.


CIA TEST

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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions, no matter what the circumstances."Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her! The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for the job.

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room, all was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. " I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.

"Finally it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard. One shot after another. The agents heard screaming, crashing and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."


RCE1962

Ron