A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw Phil the cowboy with his feet propped up on a table
He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked Phil if it's true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.
Phil grinned and said, 'Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?'
The woman wanted to find out so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill .
Blushing, he said, 'Well, thank ya, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.'
'Don't be flattered ...take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit'.
Women can be cruel.
He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked Phil if it's true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.
Phil grinned and said, 'Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?'
The woman wanted to find out so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill .
Blushing, he said, 'Well, thank ya, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.'
'Don't be flattered ...take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit'.
Women can be cruel.
