Damm good wife #2

[63impalass409]

My wife and I just had our 9 year anniversary and I have been wanting another bike but have been very indecisive especially since I had my left hip replaced 2 years ago and its been 15 years since I got rid of my crotch but she did me good in fact so good I can't top this.

 

[Toms63SSQB]

"Got rid of my crotch" what does that mean?

 

[Junky]

He lost his balls in the divorce, and the second wife said he can have a Harley in place of them!

 

[wristpin]

Junky you are a funny sum bitch!!!
Beautiful Sporty! That is a Gorgeous and Baddass HD!! Your wife is AWESOME!!

 

[63impalass409]

It was supposed to say crotch rocket but some how the rocket disappeared lol, I guess I should have proof read it first as that does sound bad! But on the other hand my first wife is a lawyer and she took part of my spine but I think that has grown back now.

 

[61belairbubbletop]

Well, I knew what you meant.
Although, I have to say that I’ve never owned one, & never will.
Congratulations, you’be got yourself a nice bike, & a good 2nd !

 

[409newby]

Yes hang onto her!!!!!!!

 

[63impalass409]

I still need to check my life insurance policy to make sure she didn't increase it for an alternative motive lol

 

[blkblk63ss]

He lost his balls in the divorce, and the second wife said he can have a Harley in place of them!

He lost his ass too..... Or ,,,,,, He don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of. .... These are the old timer's phrases that I have heard. Wait ,I guess we are the old timer's now!!!

 

[skipxt4]

We are all, as Old, as we feel.

 

[La Hot Rods]

I'am sure he will feel young again when gets on that new scoot.
Nice bike, I wonder if a air breather like that would fit my bike.

 

[63impalass409]

I actually did good when getting divorced from 1st one!!! I kept house and my son she kept daughter and my 68rs ss 396 camaro which she never took possession of it just sold it to a collector car lot for 7500 but I got a quit claim deed for the house. I got 16 years of child support payments and only have 1 left as the youngest turns 18 next month so far from losing my balls!!!! I won and still have the house 16 years after the divorce.

 

[wristpin]

I'am sure he will feel young again when gets on that new scoot.
Nice bike, I wonder if a air breather like that would fit my bike.

Yes you can get that air cleaner for FX

 

[Phil Reed]

t.
Although, I have to say that I’ve never owned one, & never will. !

It's not for everybody.
Candy and I took our first trip to Nogales, Mexico in 1970 from Central Kansas on a new Sportster. Got back to riding in 94 on an Ultra and went to Washington, down to California. 95 went to Canada, Maine and Acadia National Park, down to Philly and home. Then starting in 2000 to 2010.....5 trips to Alaska.....Candy rode hers twice.
I know riding can be dangerous but It's the love of our life taking those trips. No regrets and almost a million memories!!!!!

 

[wristpin]

I love riding in Hotrods and Classics but a bike is a whole different level of sensations.

 

[blkblk63ss]

No kidding, I got caught in rain once on the highway with helmet and shield and still felt like needles poking my face. Get soaked by oncoming semi's .... Had to stop by a old country school to try and get out of rain and warm my hands on the running exhaust. Had 3 bikes when younger .Cracked ankle on one trying to be evil kin evil .Slid once down the street When getting ready to stop at stop sign and scraped left fore arm because rear brake cable wrapped up from not tightening cable mount tight about three days before when putting in a new tube. I decided bikes didn't like me . Yah those where the memory's all right.

 

[wristpin]

Yeah got wet. Been wrecked. Broken bikes and bones. Still love it. Buried a friend last week. Head on impact.

 

[wristpin]

Find an EXPERIANCED rider and go ride with him. Learn what it takes to survive!! Little shit like watching a stopped cars TIRE to indicate movement. You can see a tire rotate 1/4" but cant see the car move 3" as it starts to pull into your path. Small shit to stay alive!!

 

[Phil Reed]

AMEN!!!

 

[61BUBBLE348]

Only 2 places to be on a motorbike, in front of the traffic or at the back of the traffic, in between is where most of the risk is.
The ones that get you are the ones you don't see, so make sure you see everything.